President Tru....Trum....

I still have a hard time saying it.  President Donald Trump.  My stomach turns a bit each time I think about it.  But it was predictable.  That is not to say that I predicted it, or that anyone other than Michael Moore did.  But it was predictable.  This is because seeing the movie Idiotocracy seemed to me more of a future documentary when I saw it.  This is because the number of people who believe the crap that Fox News put out has been growing and growing.  This is because no matter how many times Andrew Breitbart would put stupid stuff on his web pages or support the stupid "veritas" jack ass and all his selective editing and entrapment style "journalism" people kept reading it and posting it on Facebook.  This is because the guys who lied us into war with Iraq still get invited to talk to America via the major news programs on all three network and all of the 24/7 news channels.  All this stuff was going on before Trump announced his candidacy. 

I mean, who are these people who believe this stuff?  When they watched the Apprentice, were they actually impressed with the Donald?  Sure, it had its entertaining moments, but were they not laughing at the carnival barker as he made his reality stars jump through stupid hoops, and deal with all the made up back stage drama, all to sell Trump branded …everything… (We have the best water…It's gonna be yuge) for "charity"? 

OK.  I'm not exaggerating when I say this.  I am more qualified to be President of the United States of America than Donald J. Trump.  Let's compare.  Donald Trump is a business man.  I am a IT Manager.  He manages people.  I manage people.  He has zero electoral experience.  I was elected Precinct Committee Officer for the Democratic party for my voting precinct. And, I would win, right there, but there is more.  I ran for, and was elected to the Student Body Association of Eastern Oregon State College in La Grande, OR.  So… there you have it.  Maybe I'll run for POTUS in 4 years on the strength of that resume.  Oh, and also I have a degree in Political Science.  So that and 4 buck will get me a Starbucks Caramel Macchiato.


But lets be serious for a second.  What if, this buffoon is able to be a good President?  What will that say about the job?  What will that say about all the other smartest men in the room guys who served in the Oval Office?  He devalues the office just by winning it, but if he actually does well at it, while not being able to avoid losing almost a billion dollars running a fucking casino, then GREAT SCOTT!  Maybe I could run for office.  Maybe you could too.  Maybe we should be like so many small towns to run their local farm animals for mayor and elect Bessie the Cow as the next POTUS!   

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